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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Al-Qaeda chef should get book contract!

From Al-Qaeda chef convicted of helping Osama escape

Ibrahim al Qosi was reportedly the chef at Osama's "Star of Jihad" compound. I wonder if the journalists got it wrong, because that sounds like it might have been just the name of the on-base restaurant where Osama bin Laden and his pals would wine and dine their under-aged wives and gay lovers.

Regardless, Ibrahim al Qosi should get a publishing contract. Possible titles for his cook book could be "72 Favorite Dishes of Osama bin Laden and his Merry Band of Murderous Gourmands" or "Soda Surprise and Other Dishes for the Active Jihaddist."

At the very least, a chef to celebs like Ibrahim here should be invited to do a Bon Appetite article titled "How to Make Osama's Favorite Dish" with a follow-up "How to cook for Mullah Omar and Not Be Beheaded."

1 comment:

  1. how about, "Dishes to Die For".

    or, "Cooking Allah Mode"