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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Tectonic Tuesday: Lexa Doig

Here's this week's proof that the great Imam Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi ("Slammy" to his friends) was speaking truth straight from Allah when he said: "Many women who do not dress modestly ... spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

Twelfth Case Study: Lexa Doig

Canadian actress Lexa Doig first threatened terra firma when she starred as the low-cut top and tight trousers-wearing "avatar" of a spaceship computer on the science fiction TV series "Andromeda" from 2000 - 2005. The strongest earthquake in over 150 years struck the town of Baku in Azerbaijan, killing 26, in the year that Doig first displayed her immodesty on the small screen.

Doig upped her threat-level in 2001, when she was not only appearing in "Andromeda," but also had a major role in the sci-fi thriller "Jason X." She ran around in tight pants and a tank-top, supposedly fighting a cybernetic monster, but actually bringing about the 2001 earthquakes in New York and Washington States.

Since 2007, Doig has been focusing more on her children than her acting career, and what roles she has played have involved her appearing fairly modestly dressed... but she can reemerge as a full-blown threat at any moment. After all, in 2009, when Sci-Fi Channel aired "Fireball", which features Doig in a starring role, Los Angeles was rocked by an earthquake.

And it was all because of the immodesty of Lexa Doig.

By the way, it's not just Imam Slammy who is fighting the good fight against immodest women from that bastion of concern for global peace, harmony, and security that is Iran. On July 18, Rueters reported in this article that Iranian prosecutors want to crack down on earthquake-causing immodest women. Their efforts will also spare their holy men from an experience like this:


  1. my Killer Moth action figure just fell off it's perch. does that count?

  2. Joe: Of course... any proof is good proof when it comes to supporting the declarations of Imam Slammy! And they really made a Killer Moth action figure?! (Which reminds me... I should study Vampirella in this series. I'm sure the earthquake danger isn't limited to just REAL women.)

    Tom: Yeah... sometimes one can dredge up something neat from the porn-filled picture archives of Usenet. :)

  3. What a bunch of rubbish! Whoever believes this garbage diffenently has a view screws loose! Maybe even an entire dufflebag's worth of loose screws! As if!

  4. I find your lack of scientific rebuttle troubling. Plus, Imam Slammy got his info straight from Allah and the Great Pumpkin. What can be more authoritative than than?