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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Strange Case of Kyle Dubois

That smiling face belongs to Kyle Dubois, one of the dumbest people currently walking the face of the Earth. I wonder if he's a true moron or just run-of-the-mill stupid.

The Daily Mail Online reports Kyle's claim to fame: "An American student whose heart stopped after he deliberately electrocuted himself in a science class is suing his teacher for not warning him it was dangerous."

You can read the full article here. No doubt you will have the same questions that I had when you're done.

How does one get to be 18 years old and not know that electricity is dangerous?!

How can one be 18 years old and have so little pride that one wants the whole world to know that one is a complete moron?

How do parents fail so miserably so as to raise an idiot like Kyle Dubois of Dover, New Hampshire?! (Or maybe they succeeded. Perhaps his condition is congenital, and they should be lauded for keeping him alive this long.)


  1. There's really nothing to say to this is there, except to hang one's head in shame for the human race.

  2. Except, maybe, to ask if people like Kyle Dubois are proof for or against Darwin's Theory of Evolution.