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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Tectonic Tuesday: The Hiatus

Since April--not counting the requisite, culturally sensitive break for Ramadan--I have been undertaking a one-man effort to spread the truth revealed by the Imam, the most holy man in all of Iran and possibly the entire world, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi. It was He who revealed that immodest women cause earthquakes, as I explained in this post.

For the time being, however, I will not be posting weekly Case Studies. With the new Mohammed Mondays series at Shades of Gray, and Nine Days of the Ninja coming soon to all the blogs, I just don't have time to do the indepth research needed to keep Tectonic Tuesdays going. And I don't want to do anything but the most thorough job when it comes to the threat of immodest women, a threat even greater than global warming. (Al Gore would never get involved with shoddy research, and I want to be just like my role-model in crusading.)

But, as I put Tectonic Tuesday aside, I want to leave you with a few immodest women to watch out for.

A Rogues Gallery of Immodest Women

Beyonce is a fine singer, an actress of questionable talent, and a threat to the very ground beneath your feet when she prances around in next to nothing.

Carmen Electra, model-turned-actress, may tickle your funny bone in a range of comedies now, but how will you feel when her immodest ways brings your home down on top of you?

Even when she's dead, the threat of an immodest woman isn't lessened in this day of DVDs and streaming video. Ann Sheridan passed away in 1967, but many of her movies are still wildly available. And each time they are watched, an earthquake may be triggered!

Angie Harmon (currently starring in the "Rizzoli and Isles" television series) is a threat few consider. She keeps her clothes on most of the time, but she always portrays successful professional women who don't obey the demands and commands of men. Can anything be more immodest than that? (Plus, she's a Republican.)


  1. good to hear that the series isn't going on haitus due to pressures from muslim groups to silence you.

  2. What possible reason could Muslim pressure groups have to silence me? I've been working tirelessly to prove the truth spoken by one of the greatest Islamic clerics and thinkers of modern times. Perhaps the greatest ever!

  3. well, we live in a world now where one man's truth is another's hate speech.

  4. True. There are many fools who fall for the distraction of so-called Global Warming instead of focusing their attention on the REAL threat to the planet. Those same people might mistake my effort to sound the alarm bells as less than genuine!

  5. P.S. - There's a new book coming out about the Mo cartoons called Tyranny of Silence.

  6. Thanks for reminding me. I saw the news a while back and then promptly forgot.

    (BTW, that CNN article you linked to is atrociously written. They need to go back to subscribing to the AP. Sentences like "Some European papers later published some of the cartoons as a way of covering the controversy, some papers said." may be acceptable on crappy little blogs like mine, but it shouldn't be appearing under the banner of a major news outlet.