And coming soon to a screen near you....
Crocs on a Plane (2011)
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Milla Jovovich, Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr, Flex Alexander, and Christopher Walken
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
FBI Special Agent Neville Flynn (Jackson) is part of a detail sent to the small African nation of Narongo in order to escort reknowned terrorist Abu Abu (Walken) for trial in the United States. But al-Qaeda agents have managed to smuggle crocodiles onto the plane... crocodiles in duffle-bags designed to break and free them once the plane is in flight over the deepest of the African jungle.
|"I want those [bleep] crocodiles off this [bleep] plane, right [bleep] NOW!"|
The plane crashes in a crocodile-infested swamp where Neville and his fellow agents (played by Downey and Jovovich) must fight to save themselves and to keep their prisoner from escaping. But the crocodiles are the least of their worries, as al-Qaeda operatives are coming to rescue Abu Abu. Things get even worse when our heroes come upon a tribe of Amazons who have been living in the jungle since the fall of Atlantis and their leader, Queen Tahtahz (Berry) decides Jackson makes the perfect breeding stock. Everyone else will be sacrificed to the crocodile god the Amazons worship.
(Yessir... I could write a Hollywood blockbuster if I felt like it! Or at least an episode of "Law and Order" or "CSI: Crime Scene Investigations"!)