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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Cinema Steve: Fun AND Educational!

Attention teachers! You are looking at a new weapon in your fight to bring knowledge and insights to the kiddies you are teaching about film, comic books, and other topics of great importance to popular culture...

There is now proof that the Cinema Steve blogs aren't just entertaining, they have the capacity to inform young minds!

First... I am certified SMARTER THAN AVERAGE!!

Your IQ Is 115

Your Logical Intelligence is Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

Plus, I make my brilliant insights accessible to the masses--be they school kids or devout worshipers of Barack Obama or Rush Limbaugh! I ran my blogs through through this tester, and here are the results:

Cinema Steve (you are here!) is written for a 5th grade level of education (according to the Flesch-Kincaid rating system) and has reading ease scores of 70.5 (according to the Flesch rating system, where 60-70 is considered optimal) and 7.5 (on the Gunning Fog scale, where the lower the number, the easier the read, and 15-20 being the typical range for academic papers).

Here are the rankings for the rest of the blogs:

Movies You Should [Die Before You] See
Gunning Fog Rating: 8.8
Flesch Rating: 59.8
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

Shades of Gray
Gunning Fog Rating: 7.9
Flesch Rating: 62.6
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 5th

Terror Titans
Gunning Fog Rating: 8.5
Flesch Rating: 61.3
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 5th

The Bela Lugosi Collection
Gunning Fog Rating: 9.4
Flesch Rating: 65.5
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

The Boris Karloff Collection
Gunning Fog Rating: 9.2
Flesch Rating: 64.4
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

The Charles Band Collection
Gunning Fog Rating: 8.8
Flesch Rating: 66.2
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

The Peter Cushing Collection
Gunning Fog Rating: 8.6
Flesch Rating: 62
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

The Universal Horror Archive
Gunning Fog Rating: 9.3
Flesch Rating: 58.7
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

Watching the Detectives
Gunning Fog Rating: 7.7
Flesch Rating: 66.1
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 5th

Four out of Five sexy evil geniuses say,
"The Cinema Steve Blogs are good for expanding mind!"

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