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Friday, December 24, 2010

And now for a heart-felt Christmas greeting from our Muslim friends....

'Jihadist' issues Christmas bombing threat: "'Your (Christmas) fireworks will act as an alarm for the time of our devices to blow up -- devices that we, not Santa Claus, are going to offer to you as gifts, to turn your night into day and your blood into rivers."


  1. Hopefully we won't have to worry about any would-be muslim terrorists sticking explosives in their anus.

    I'd think they'd consider that part of their body filthy and unclean to even touch.

  2. You underestimate the Lions of Islam, and their love for having things shoved up their asses.

    Like this fellow who tried to blow up Saudi Arabian royalty with the bomb he had shoved up his ass. He had a pound of explosives and detonator up there.

    There's a reason these brave, brave soldiers of Allah are collectively known as al-Queerda.