In time for 'Everybody Draw Mohammed Day 2'...

... one of the devout, peace-loving Muslims without whom the first "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day" would not have existed has been brought up on charges of making terrorist death threats.

Read all about it at The Investigative Project on Terrorism: "South Park" Threat Leads to Charge Against Jesse Curtis Morton(aka Younus Abdullah Mohammad)

Jesse was Tweedle-Dee to Zachary Chesser's Tweedle-Dumb in running RevolutionMuslim.com and otherwise taking steps to show the true faith of Islam in American to anyone who cared to pay attention. Here's hoping he goes away for 25 years as well.

Jesse (left) and his boyfriend Zack, in happier times,
when issuing terrorist threats got them on CNN, not on trial

And now for the ceremonial cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed (may peace be upon him). May there be a Million Moes across the web on May 20, 2011--ALLAH WILLING!

Click here to visit the flagship blog for Everybody Draw Mohammed Day. You can submit your Mohammed cartoons here or there! (I'm hard at work on a new "Jihad Fairie Activity Page" that I'll post Friday. If I have the time to finish it, there's be another little goody as well. See you then!)

Zachary Chesser gets 25 years in prison

According to Reuters Wire Service, Zachary "Abu Talhah" Chesser will be selling his body for cigarettes (or, more accurately, will have his body sold for cigarettes) for the next quarter century.

Man in 'South Park' Mohammed threats gets 25 years prison

Note: The term "man" is used loosely, as it is in all cases where some brave Muslim proves his courage and devotion to Allah or the false idol of Mohammed by attacking and/or threatening artists and writers.

And speaking of which, here's a celebratory image of the Prophet Mohammed (may peas be upon him), together with something that Chesser won't be tapping for a long, long time. (Although he probably never did... why else would he have married someone so hideous she wears a sack over her head and body everywhere she goes?)

Zachary Chesser is goin' to the Big House

It looks like Zachary "Abu Talhah" Chesser will have his butt in the air five times a day in honor of a different Mohammed... this one being jail-house rapist Mohammed Jermaine Lincoln, who is serving a 20-year sentence for aggravated sexual assualt while wearing a Sailor Moon costume that left nothing to the imagination. But have no fear, all you other jail-house rapists! Mohammed is not a jealous or possessive man... he will gladly let the entire cell-block wage Jihad on Abu Talhah's ass!

Here's who you need to look out for:

Zachary Chesser will be going away for at least 20 years as punishment for "two counts of communicating threats and soliciting crimes of violence," the charges to which he pled guilty. His whoreish wife--who by some accounts is an even bigger terrorist wanna-be than he is--is currently under indictment, and hopefully she the pair will soon have matching rap sheets.

This article from the Washington Post gives a nice factual summary--while tossing in a couple of stealth editorial comments to continue their effort to make Their Boy Zachery look like a misunderstood puppy that wasn't properly house trained (how else can you explain the quote from some anonymous "childhood friends"?)--but this editorial from Wired gives the sort of indepth information about Zack and his true nature that the Islamophobes at WaPo and elsewhere are probably too frightened to mention.

Chesser to remain in jail until his trial

Zachary "Abu Talhah" Chesser, the dweeb who issued a death threat to the creators of "South Park" and who tried to use his infant son as a distraction so he could go sign up with a terrorist group in Somalia, will be kept in prison until his trial. As the judge said when ordering Chesser held: "It's all right if he wants to put his life in danger, but if he's not going to look out for his 7-month-old son, then this court is going to do so."

Read all about it: Judge orders terror suspect to remain in jail until his trial

While the judge gets the nature of this beast, I'm not sure many members of the press do. I think the headline on this other article is a demonstration of that. I also predict that the angle that Chesser offered to "help the FBI" will return later, with much amplification and the loss of the detail that he wanted the government to send him to East Africa in exchange (so he could go join terrorists and murder Americans).

VA Terror Suspect Wanted To Help FBI

Maybe it's my own biases that are coloring the way I'm reading this "profile" article I've linked to below, but I find it interesting that it both opens and closes with paragraphs that carry the idea that he's just some poor kid who was led astray by mysterious, shadowy figures (or maybe mind-control rays from Mars) because no one seems to know anything about where he got his kooky ideas from.

Terror suspect took his desire to belong to the extreme

I also find myself wondering... if all Chesser wanted was "to belong," then maybe someone needs to write an article about the problems with the Muslim student associations and mosques. On the one hand, there are quotes in the article about how excited they were that a "white guy" wanted to join up, but yet somehow they didn't make him feel welcome, or as if he was one of them.

Or maybe Chesser wasn't looking so much for a place to belong, but rather for an outlet for his psychopathy, something the peaceful American Muslim groups couldn't and wouldn't provide him with?

What Chesser found was this:


But this is what he was looking for:


And speaking of belonging... the RevolutionMuslim blog still hasn't commented on the arrest of their former star contributor. Consider that, would-be Lions of Islam: Your brothers-in-Jihad won't stand by you when the going gets tough.

The white-washing of Zachary Chesser

I shouldn't be at all surprised, but it looks like members of the press--the same folks who won't call a terrorist a terrorist, but instead refer to the likes of al-Qaeda and Hamas as "militants", are going to be working very hard at turning Zachary Chesser from the terrorist asshole and wanna-be murderer that he is into a victim. Consider the headline on the article linked below:

'South Park' critic due in court on terror charges

Yep, according to the Associated Press and the Washington Post, Chesser is no different than Roger Ebert or me... just another critic expressing his view on arts and entertainment. In fact, when they consider him, this is probably what comes into their minds:

If not, they're going to work very hard to make you think of him that way.

But don't let them snow you. Who knows for what diseased reason they're referring to a terrorist and would-be murderer as a "critic," but when you hear or read the name Zachary Chesser, remember that this is the image that should come to mind:


















Or, if that seems a bit much to you, this:



But he is no "critic." Critics don't threaten murder over a work of art they don't like. Chesser is not the harmless, hapless little kitten that the media is going to try to portray him as. He is a would-be murderer, and the only reason he got caught before he killed is that he is also a fucking moron.

Zachary "Abu Talhah" Chesser threatened murder over a cartoon show. He was arrested while trying to board a plane so he could sign up with a gang of killers that he admired and shared religious faith with--Islam. He tried to use his infant son as cover for his attempt. Don't forget that, even if the Associated Press is going to working to make you forget.

Remember, this is what Abu Talhah believes in:

Terrorist wanna-be appears in court

Zachary Chesser, who prefers to be called Abu Talhah (or simply "daddy") when forcing sex on his ugly wife, is the creator of the group behind this blog. He is also under arrest, and he had a court appearance today relating to charges that he provided material support to Islamic terrorists.

Chesser requested that an attorney be appointed to him, and his detention hearing was continued until this coming Monday.

Federal public defender Michael Nachmanoff was appointed to represent Chesser, along with Brian Mizer, a former Navy officer who represented Osama bin Laden's one-time driver Salim Hamdan in a military trial at Guantanamo Bay in 2008.

It says a lot about Americans that we don't just shoot scum like this, but we actually will support legal counsel for them through out tax dollars. Chesser, after all, proudly posted videos of himself and his fellow terrorist wanna-bes advocating the violent overthrow of the United States government and the murder of US citizens.



Interestingly, as of this writing, there has yet to be any comment on the RevolutionMuslim blog about Chesser's arrest. Maybe his little playmates are too busy pissing themselves in fear over they too will get to know the gentle embrace of a jail-house rapist to comment? Or maybe they are showing the world that they value Chesser about as much has he should be valued?

You can read about little Zachy Chesser's court appearance, as well as about some FBI concerns about like-minded jackasses, here.

While I wish nothing but the worst upon Zachary Chesser, I still feel a small amount of gratitude toward him.

Without Zachary Chesser, there ever would have been an "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day." Molly Norris gets all the blame (and death threats from the zoophiles and pederasts of al-Qaeda), but it is actually Chesser who should be credited with the creation of what will (inshallah, bismallah, bim-salla-bim) become an ANNUAL event.

Without Zach Chesser issuing an insipid death threat at Matt Stone and Trey Parker it never would have occurred to anyone to even joke about plastering the web with images of the Prophet Mohammed (may peat be upon him). So, in a show of gratitude, I am reposting the cartoon that I created for that day.


If anyone reading this knows Zacky personally, I hope you'll print it out and send it to him. Maybe it will comfort him to know that someone out here appreciates his efforts. I may hate everything he believes in and stands for, I may wish him nothing but suffering and horrible infections in his brutalized anus (INSHALLAH!)... but I can still say "thank you" to him for the greatness of "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day."

Moron Who Threatened "South Park" Creators Arrested

ATTENTION LARGE JAIL-HOUSE RAPISTS--BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS MAN-CHILD:

Terrorist wanna-be, and one of the prime instigators of "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day," Zachary Chesser (aka Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee), told an FBI agent all about how he wanted to run off to Africa and join up with REAL terrorists. And, brave Lion of Islam that he is, he was hoping to use his baby son to get easily through security. (I'm actually surprised that this loser ever got to first base with anything remotely female or human. Either the mother is so hideous that the world is blessed by the fact she hides behind a burka... or some other wanna-be terrorist knocked her up.)

I hope this piece offal gets sent to prison for a very, very long time. I hope he gets a roommate named Mo, who insists on being called Allah while givin' it to Zach, doggie-style.

Hey, wouldn't it be nice if, after being sent away, he is martyred while in prison? That would be a win-win for everyone!

For all the details, visit smokinggun.com, or a shorter version at The Jawa Report.

This is one court case I'll be following with great glee.

Although... I suppose I should be a little grateful to Zach. Without him, there never would have been "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day."