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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Tenn. law bans posting images that
"cause emotional distress"

Bill Haslam and the morons in the Tenn. state legislature cause me emotional distress. Who do I contact to file suit? After all, their pictures are all over this website!

Tenn. law bans posting images that "cause emotional distress"

Have these fucking idiots ever heard of a little thing called the United States Constitution? At the very least, they should read the 1st and 14th Amendments and be required to write 5,000 word papers about the history of each one before they are allowed to hold any government office ever again.

By the way, those Constitutional amendments let me post pictures like these:

The retards who supported this law shouldn't even be allowed to serve as dog catcher in a town of 22 citizens, let alone serving as legislators for an entire state. The citizens of Tenn. should be ashamed having such ignorant fucks at the head of their state.


  1. That was fucking awesome! Thank you for offending nearly everyone on the planet. Bless you! Haha

  2. Thank you... I am but a humble public servant performing the duties to which I have been called. :)

    I'm thinking I may institute "Tennessee Thursdays" in honor of the brilliant lawmakers of that State... a new theme every week and wondering of the pictures "cause emotional distress" or not.

    I honored the brilliance of Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi with some 20 weeks of "Tectonic Tuesday", so I probably owe Americans displaying a similar level of retardation some respect as well.

  3. Here's a link to the actual law, with the names of the reprobates who drafted it at the very top.

    If I *do* institute "Tennessee Thursdays," each post will also feature a picture of one of those assholes. Few things should more emotional distress in a free society than politicians like them.

  4. An interesting fact has been called to my attention: This foul law was drafted by Democrats and the eight lawmakers who voted against it were all Republicans.

    Someone remind me... which political party is trying to rob Americans of their freedoms?