Jihadist pleads guilty to setting own penis on fire while attempting to murder innocent people on a Detroit-bound plane: "If you laugh with us now we will laugh with you later on the day of judgment," Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab said.
To which I respond: Sorry, Hot Rod. I'm too busy laughing AT you and your fellow misbegotten, moronic Lions of Islam to laugh with you.
I hope you rot in prison for a very long time. And I hope they laugh with you, as your cellmate wages Jihad on your ass.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: Lion of Islam, who aspired to turn his penis into Allah's flaming sword! (Abdulmutallab is noted as the brightest follower of Anwar al-Awlaki.) |
He looks like a rapper. Maybe Bow-Wow.
ReplyDeleteIf you have a bomb in your pants, do you pull them up, or do you wear them like a rapper, down around your knees?
ReplyDeleteGood point. And now I know why rappers always use the phrase "tha bomb"
ReplyDeletebwaaaa-hahahahahahahaha!!! what a dick! oh, man, oh, man, that is one proper stupid-arse muthafukka!!! & he probably thinks he looks really cool in that pic, too!
ReplyDeletedo yourself a favour, Steve, if you haven't already seen it, check out Chris Morris' film FOUR LIONS. honestly, I think you'd love it, mate.
here's the trailer. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGk2TojOd-4
Mr. Bloke...
ReplyDeleteI chose that photo of Umar because he actually looked manlier than any others I could find. I thought the contrast might make it easier for readers to laugh with him if they so choose. (Actually, I've seen worse portraits. I wonder what the origin of it is? The site I grabbed it from had grabbed it from somewhere else.)
As for "Four Lions," it's been on my list since I first heard about it. Bit I've not come across it in an easily accessible venue and I have such a huge backlog of movies and graphic novels I want to get to, I'm not going out of my way for anything at the moment. But... I think you're right. It's a film I'll love once I see it.