D*ck Pics (#1 in a Series)

 Welcome to a new weekly series of computer generated images that will be feature dames and d*cks! This may or may not  revive this blog, but there'll be a new image every Wednesday until I get bored (or y'all tell me that you not entertained.)

For d*ck pics created by human hands, check out this entry in the NUELOW Stock Art Collection series, Strange Things: D*ck Pics by clicking on the link! (You must be logged into the DriveThruRPG site to see the listing and previews of D*ck Pics, since it is considered "adult content" (but not necessarily mature content.)

In Memory of Hassan Nasrallah

 

Meme-like things in honor of the Most Powerful Force in the Universe

This is a post honoring the self-declared legendary Agent of Change, Most Powerful Force in the Universe, and Brilliant Constitutional Scholar, Jose Maria "Chilito" DeCastro.

Chilito is a self-described activist who's activated activism is primarly directed at harassing police officers and those they've detained and trying to deny freedom of expression to those who criticize him or even speak the truth about him. 

You can get to know Chilito at his main YouTube Channel, Delete Lawz by clicking here, and on his "back-up channel" by clicking here. And you can hear my take on this great, GREAT man here, on my YouTube channel!

I made another meme-like thing!

It's a meme that's properly sourced!

I made some meme-like things (Part One)

 They're pictures with words typed on them. Take a look.

Russian Collusion?!?

That Leo Moracchioli always seemed like a suspicious sort, what with his puppets and hats and fake beards and Italian-sounding name although he's allegedly a Norwegian... but does he reveal himself as a Russian asset with this song? SIGNS POINT TO YES!!11!!!!!111

What other explanation could there be for it being so great!?!

Here's the original version, so you have something to compare it to...

Fashions by Rob Liefeld

 

Happy Birthday, Kim Jung-un!

We're celebrating L'il Kim's 37th birthday with a love song and a video from Little Big!

Catching up with Mr. Belmer

Back in 2004 and 2005, I reported on Jason Belmer, a slightly dumb drug dealer. You can read about him (and other criminal relatives of his) here. 

I thought the end of the Jason Belmer saga came with his 13-year prison sentence... but no. He did his time, got out... and went right back to working in the family business of cocaine-running/dealing. And being dumb.

I'm more than a year late with this update, but here it is:

Jason Belmer, 30, of Haverhill, Massachusetts pleaded guilty in federal court to possession with intent to distribute cocaine, United States Attorney Scott W. Murray announced today.

According to court documents and statements made in court, on August 31, 2017, the defendant was stopped by a member of the Salem Police Department after running a red light. The officer observed various signs that the defendant was driving while impaired. Another officer arrived on scene and observed drug paraphernalia in plain view in the front seat of the car. This observation prompted officers to ask the defendant for consent to search the car, at which time the defendant attempted to flee the traffic stop. A struggle ensued and the defendant fought with police. After the defendant was taken into custody, officers received a search warrant for the car and recovered approximately 1,191 grams of cocaine and approximately $59,775 dollars in cash. 

Belmer is scheduled to be sentenced on January 16, 2019.   The cash has been administratively forfeited to the United States.

Additional details of the arrest are that Belmer was ALSO charged with DUI, resisting arrest, and driving without a license.

Jason Belmer, Jail Bird

Grampy Saves Christmas!

By the mid-1930s, the popularity of Fleischer Stuidos' animated wild child, Betty Boop, was waning, partly due to shifts in audience tastes but mostly because the Motion Picture Production Code put the kibosh on the edgy humor that had made her adventures so much fun. The creatives on the Fleischer team took several runs at finding a character that could replace Betty, using her cartoons as launching points. One such character was Professor Grampy, a white-bearded mechanical engineering genius with a talent for turning every day objects into one or more device serving a different purpose. The studio had such faith in him that he got top billing over Better in several of the cartoons they shared, and actually did relegate her to a supporting role in a few.

In the end, Betty's time in the limelight had passed, and Grampy was not fated to take over her role as cash cow; he appeared in ten shorts. All but one he shared the marquee with Betty Boop--and you can watch them, and read reviews of them, here, at Shades of Gray. However that one solo cartoon for Grampy was also his only color appearance--a Christmas Special, which I review below.. and which you can watch from this very post, also below.

Christmas Comes But Once a Year (1936)

Starring: Jack Mercer (as the voice of Grampy) and Mae Questel (as the voices of Orphans)

Directors: Dave Fleisher and Seymour Kneitel

Rating: Seven of Ten Stars

Grampy saves Christmas by swiftly creating high-quality toys for orphans who had been gifted second-hand or shoddily made ones.

"Christmas Comes But Once a Year" is peak Grampy--which I suppose is logical seeing that it was the fifth cartoon to feature him and came right in the middle of the series. The cartoon is driven by a catchy tune ("Christmas Comes But Once a Year") and Grampy's cartoon MacGyverism ability to turn debris and random household items into fantastic devices.

From Grampy's bizarre fan-propelled sleigh (with built-in tubular bells/chimes that would make Mike Oldfield jealous through the saving of Christmas, this is a joy-filled, tour-de-force of whacky fun. Check it out, embedded below, and feel your Christmas Spirit grow!

The War on Christmas

Remember the War on Christmas that was all the rage a while back? Cinema Steve does...

Improving the Poster

As a public service, we think that we have improved upon this very important message, making it at once more accurate and impactful. Let us know if you agree.

First, the original:

Then, the revision, courtesy of the graphics department of NUELOW Games and MS Paint...

Townhall with Donald Trump 10/15/2020, at 8pm Pacific Time

I see that Donald Trump will be doing a townhall on NBC tonight, right after the news.
I recommned tuning in, if only because there are a bunch of people running around like hysterical muppets shrieking that you shouldn't because it's unfair to Joe Biden.

... which is strange, because these SAME people like to sit around and smugly declare that Joe Biden is soooooo far ahead of Donald Trump in the polls that we might as well just hand him the title of President of the United States and the powers of dictator that he so yearns for. How can it be "unfair" to schedule an event against the UNDOUBTED, SURE-FIRE WINNER? What is there even to learn from watching a guy who has stated that the American people don't deserve to know what he thinks on issues?

Here on the West Coast, the Trump Townhall on NBC starts at 8pm and lasts for an hour.

#NBC #DonaldTrump #townhall

Rule #2...

Rules by which to live your life.

Rule #1

Over the next many weeks, we will be introducing the Rules here at Cinema Steve. Please read them, consider then, and obey them. Your life will be better for it.

Happy Birthday, America!

We're observing Fourth of July by posting a few photos one of our favorite immigrants, Milla Jovovich, wearing red, white, and blue.

You can see many more pictures of Milla J. over at Shades of Gray, where she's been a fixture (fixation?) for over a decade now. (So far, so good... and no restraining order yet!)

The Real Tragedy...

... of the Eurovision Song Contest of 2020 being cancelled is that we won't get to see Little Big performing "Uno" live. It's without question the most quintessential Eurovision song ever! 

But we'll always have the video (which is more Eurovision than Eurovision could ever be!)

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