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Formerly Reviews and Stuff at Rotten Tomatoes, 2005 - 2009.

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Sunday, November 22, 2020

Improving the Poster

As a public service, we think that we have improved upon this very important message, making it at once more accurate and impactful. Let us know if you agree.

First, the original:



Then, the revision, courtesy of the graphics department of NUELOW Games and MS Paint...






Thursday, October 15, 2020

Townhall with Donald Trump 10/15/2020, at 8pm Pacific Time

I see that Donald Trump will be doing a townhall on NBC tonight, right after the news.
I recommned tuning in, if only because there are a bunch of people running around like hysterical muppets shrieking that you shouldn't because it's unfair to Joe Biden.

... which is strange, because these SAME people like to sit around and smugly declare that Joe Biden is soooooo far ahead of Donald Trump in the polls that we might as well just hand him the title of President of the United States and the powers of dictator that he so yearns for. How can it be "unfair" to schedule an event against the UNDOUBTED, SURE-FIRE WINNER? What is there even to learn from watching a guy who has stated that the American people don't deserve to know what he thinks on issues?

Here on the West Coast, the Trump Townhall on NBC starts at 8pm and lasts for an hour.

Sunday, July 19, 2020

Rule #1

Over the next many weeks, we will be introducing the Rules here at Cinema Steve. Please read them, consider then, and obey them. Your life will be better for it.





Saturday, July 4, 2020

Happy Birthday, America!

We're observing Fourth of July by posting a few photos one of our favorite immigrants, Milla Jovovich, wearing red, white, and blue.

Milla Jovovich
Milla Jovovich
Milla Jovovich

You can see many more pictures of Milla J. over at Shades of Gray, where she's been a fixture (fixation?) for over a decade now. (So far, so good... and no restraining order yet!)

Friday, July 3, 2020

The Real Tragedy...

... of the Eurovision Song Contest of 2020 being cancelled is that we won't get to see Little Big performing "Uno" live. It's without question the most quintessential Eurovision song ever! 

Little Big

But we'll always have the video (which is more Eurovision than Eurovision could ever be!)