Views & Reviews From Writer Steve Miller
Formerly Reviews and Stuff at Rotten Tomatoes, 2005 - 2009.

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Happy National Cheeseburger Day!

September 18 is National Cheeseburger Day. Happy artery clogging, everyone!

(I'll observe this grand holiday by having a cheeseburger. I may make it here at home, or I may run down the hill to Jack in the Box or Wendy's... it all depends how I feel come lunch time.)

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

In Sports News...

Michael Sam has gone to the Dallas Cowboys.

Now the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Kansas City Chiefs each need an "openly gay player."

Then all we'd need would be a biker, a cop, and a sailor.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Ali G has gone bad in a major way.

MI-5 and MI-6 has reported identified "John the Beatle." The dickless wonder who is the current superstar among the Lions of Islam, who displayed his bravery by cutting the head off a defenseless photographer is allegedly a "London rapper" by the name of Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary.

It's true. This man has no dick.
Click here to read more about the latest cowardly fuck whose picture the members of ISIS, al-Qaeda, and Hamas are masturbating over tonight.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014


Steve Davidson continues his quest to breathe new and vibrant life into the old gal....

Merchandise Based on Covers of the Historic Pulp Magazine To Be Produced

April 17, 2014
Hillsboro, NH

Amazing Stories is pleased to announce the licensing of its iconic name – Amazing Stories – to Open Road Brands, LLC.

Open Road Brands, LLC will be creating and distributing reproductions of early Amazing Stories covers in formats suitable for display and decoration. Open Road Brands supplies large chain stores and a variety of other markets; this licensing arrangement will place the Amazing Stories logo and cover art in high traffic retail locations throughout North America.

We're looking forward to helping to bring these iconic images to a wider audience; we know that fans love them and expect that there are many others out there who are fans but don't yet know it. What better way to introduce them all to the wonder and imagination of science fiction than Frank R. Paul artwork on the cover of Amazing Stories magazine!” said Steve Davidson, publisher and editor of the online magazine.

Open Road Brands, LLC specializes in combining innovative product design with recognizable brands – reminding consumers of why they love a brand and helping them make it a part of their lives.

Open Road Brands, LLC will be distributing a selection of Amazing Stories cover art to major retail chain stores such as Hobby Lobby and others. Don't be surprised to see an Amazing Stories' cover hanging on the wall at Cracker Barrel restaurants some day!
Artwork is currently in production. The Amazing Stories website will be sure to keep consumers informed of availability (expected during the 2nd - 3rd quarters of 2014.

For additional information:
Open Road Brands, LLC –

Amazing Stories is a registered trademark of Steve Davidson and The Experimenter Publishing Company
Hobby Lobby and Cracker Barrel are registered trademarks of their respective companies.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

For your edification (or "Who the f%ck builds a Stonehenge?!")

Ylvis... a pair of brothers from Norway have produced some videos for the hippy-hoppy slutty Hannah Montana generation. These songs are like School House Rock, only with more hip-hop and Autotune! (And even old folks with a sense of humor and an understanding of how songs are structured will get lots of enjoyment out of then. And perhaps even learn something.)

Sit back (if you can stay seated when these mad beats start pumping!

That last one seems like the craziest of the bunch--and it is--but it's not quite as insane as you might think. The second "what does the fox say" sound made me say, "what a sec!", so I did a Google search to check a faint memory of a very old nature show. And apparently someone else had the same reaction I did:

For the record, foxes are one of my favorite animals. I've found them fascinating since I was a kid. One of my favorite book was even about a kid who was from a family of werefoxes called "My Friend Giles" or "Pure Magic,"

Oh.... and then there's this...

The Brothers Ylves

Thursday, October 17, 2013

'Holy Safari' with O.J. Simpson, coming soon

Like Job, he's long suffering. Like Mohammed the Prophet, he's a bloody-handed murderer. Like Baby Jesus, he will be delivered unto the world in December... because that's when he gets out of prison for armed robbery and kidnapping.

I'm talking about O.J. Simpson -- and he is hoping to star in a new religious show called "Holy Safari," who, according to his publicist Norm Pardo, is perfect for a show like this.

"He’s always been religious inside [...],’ Mr. Pardo said. "He helps people who can't find their way."

Simpson's especially good at personally helping people on their way to Heaven.

If the promotional art is any indication, "Holy Safari" is going to be shockingly bad. *I* could have Photoshopped a better image. Hell, I make better promotional images on a regular basis for NUELOW Games if I do say so myself.

You can read all about Norm Pardo's fantasies regarding the future greatest wandering holy man since Jesus by clicking here. (For another display of cheap half-assedness, check out the web address where the promo page for the show can be found.)

There's also this article in the Daily Mail Online about O.J. Simpson's latest excursion into obnoxiousness. Does anyone but Norm Pardo actually think the Pope will grant an interview to a thug who got away with murder and who has shown no remorse whatsoever. One might even say that he has been the opposite of remorseful.

Then again, when one is a holy man--a Prophet even--one doesn't have to be remorseful.