Facts about the stupid whore being released by Jordan

In exchange for a captured military pilot being held by ISIS, Jordan is going to release one of the ugliest creatures to ever warm the bed of Mid-Eastern terrorists. Maybe, the Japanese journalist will be thrown in a bonus.

Sajida "Cum-Bucket" al-Rishawi

So, who is this SD-riddled circus freak? Well, her name is Sajida al-Rishawi. She has reportedly had more men inside her than all the Gold's Gyms in the greater Los Angeles area combined. 

Sajida is best known for being the most retarded would-be suicide bomber in history. On November 9, 2005, she was to have been among the dipshits who blew themselves up in Amman, Jordan... except she is so stupid that she forgot to bring the piece of her bomb that would make it explode. Her husband, however, did not. That's not surprising. Anyone who has to wake up to a hideous creature like that every morning would undoubtedly have suicide at the top of his mind at all times... not to mention an urge to take revenge on the cruel world that condemned him to such a living hell.

(FYI, the attack that Sajida was too much of a moron to be part of killed 60 people, including the producer of the "Halloween" movies Moustapha Akkad.)

If the exchange happens, Sajida rejoins the ranks of whores who play a crucial role in evenly distributing sexually transmitted diseases through the ranks of ISIS, al-Qeda, Hamas, and the Iranian Republican Guard.

You can read more about her by clicking here.

Mohammad Monday: School Picture Day

Mohammed Monday: Even Mo is Charlie

This week's cover of Charlie Hebdo features the Prophet Mohammed (may peas be upon him) holding a sign saying "I am Charlie" under the banner of "All is Forgiven."

Don't expect the chicken-shits in U.S. media to actually reproduce said cover, which I am including below, as the perfect first image in the return of Mohammed Mondays to this blog. Expect another portrayal of the Prophet Mohammed (may pieces be upon him) at minimum every other week for the foreseeable future.

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If that picture fills you with rage and the desire to kill someone, start with yourself. Do the world a favor. It will be better off without you in it.

Idol-worshiping gunmen murder editorial staff at French magazine

Three gunmen entered the offices of "Charlie Hebdo" today and brutally murdered ten cartoonists, writers, and editors, and two police officers. You can read about this brutal and cowardly attack here.

Charb, the editor of 'Charlie Hebdo' was murdered on Jan. 7, 2015

Previous cartoonist dust-ups brought on by the idol-worshipers (like the one in 2011 involving Charlie Hebdo) have resulted in American editors and cartoonists wetting their pants and bending over backwards to appease those idol-worshipers out there who believe images of the Prophet Mohammed hold a mystical significance that is only comprehended by themselves. No creative or journalists have been murdered up to this point--unless we count the virtual death of Molly Norris, who was forced to change her name and abandon her life because she came under threat from these sick and twisted worshipers of Mohammed. The response then from the U.S. government was a shrug of the shoulders. Her fellow cartoonists made a few noises, but the more general response was one of caving to the demands by the crazies before they were even made, such as the spiking of cartoons that didn't even feature Mohammed except in name.

What will be the result now that it appears those who worship Mohammed--because we can't really call them Muslims, because I do tend to agree with the notion that real Muslims wouldn't engage in Mohammadean idol worship to the degree that these sick freaks do--have spilled the blood of writers and artists in the name of their idolatry?

I predict cowardice on the part of the American media. I predict lots of victim blaming and handwringing about how we need to reach out to the idol-worshipers with understanding and that we should empathize with them and try to understand their point of view.

To the fuckwits who I am certain will utter such statements and to those who harbor such views whether they express them or not:

THERE IS NO ROOM FOR UNDERSTANDING THE POINT OF VIEW OF SOMEONE WHO MURDERS ARTISTS AND WRITERS FOR THE ACT OF PUBLISHING ART AND WORDS. THERE IS NO EMPTHAZING WITH THEM. THERE SHOULD BE NO ACCEPTANCE OF THEIR POSITION WHEN THEY RESPOND TO CREATIVE EXPRESSION OF THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS WITH MURDEROUS VIOLENCE.

I am re-instituting Mohammad Mondays on my blogs, assuming I can find enough cartoons to present. I will gladly accept your submissions (anonymous or otherwise) and if I like the cartoons, I will post them.

The response to this horrible act is to do MORE of these monsters are trying to discourage, not less. We cannot respond to them with fear and submission. We must tell them to get fucked in the best way that we can -- with the words and drawings and all the other creative acts they are trying to stop.

The worst version of 'The Little Drummer Boy' ever recorded?

I've previously mentioned that one of my most favorite Christmas songs is "The Little Drummer Boy." Here's a modern arrangement I like very much that I posted during a previous Christmas.

And then there's this version by Justin Beiber. The the fact that it's by Justin Beiber made me expect it to be horrid, but I had no way of envisioning just how horrid.

The bizarre rap section in the middle makes me wonder if he (or anyone involved with producing it) had even the vaguest clue regarding the topic of the song. And even if one were to allow for a changing of meaning--that the baby referred to in the song isn't Jesus--it is still wildly inappropriate and out of place when the rest of the song is considered.

Maybe one has to be a Belieber to appreciate its genius?

Justin Bieber... does he hate Christmas or is he just stupid?

Sony halts distribution of 'The Interview'

I wish I could say this surprised me, but it doesn't. This is pretty much the outcome I expected, even before Carmike Theaters became the pack-leader among the cowardly dipshits to refuse to show "The Interview."

According to Variety, Sony Pictures has pulled "The Interview" from distribution in a direct response to the threats of violence. Not only has the film been pulled from theatrical distribution, but plans for DVD and VoD releases have also been killed.

If anyone reading this thinks that's a Good Thing, you're an idiot--or worse.

Already, there are reports of other film projects with a similar subject being cancelled, such as the Steve Carell vehicle "Pyongyang" being cancelled by New Regency. And we won't hear about the films and books that wont' be produced because of pre-emptive, fearful self-censorship.

"The Interview" was undoubtedly a bad movie. However, to see it pulled because of threats from the retarded Humpty Dumpty lookalike who rules North Korea and the turd-blossoms who service him, is something that anyone who cares about freedom of expression should be angered and outraged over.

Sure, it's "just business" when a film get's pulled from distribution. Sure. theaters can screen what they want, and Sony can or cannot release whatever they choose. But the reason for THIS particular choice is bad.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." -- Ben Franklin

Hacker assholes threaten '9/11 style' attack on movie theaters

Fuck those assholes. Fuck their demands.

I never see films on opening night, because I prefer half-empy to nearly empty theaters. It was something I developed a liking for back when I wrote movie reviews for a living, and because I don't like crowds. But I will make an exception for "The Interview." This is a film that only looked mildly interesting to me when I saw the preview. It was a film I was probably going to skip--as I do most movies these days--and MAYBE get around to it in two-three years if even then.

But these fuckers who hacked Sony's computers and stole scripts, emails, and payroll information have made sure that I will see this movie in a theater, on opening night, if at all possible. I almost always feel an obligation to see a movie that this or that collection of twats has called for a boycott against... and that obligation has just been placed upon me ten-fold with this one.

Fuck those assholes. Fuck their demands.

Click there to read how the dickless "Sony Hackers" have threatened violence at movie theaters that show "The Interview."

James Franco and Seth Rogan in "The Interview"