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Monday, April 19, 2010

The cause of earthquakes revealed by
Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, Imam of Imams!

For decades--literally, since the Mad Mullahs and Idiot Imams issued death fatwas against Salman Rushdie, and the government of Iran backed them with a bounty--I've been writing and saying that Islam is a force for evil and repression in the world.

However, I have to eat my words. One of Islam's great thinkers and holy men has found a way to stop the very forces of nature itself, to prevent earthquakes! Read his words of wisdom and gasp in awe over the glory and insight that Islam and Allah can bring to us puny mortals!

'Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,' Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

Ah, the wisdom and insight of a Muslim cleric! Is there anything so glorious (save for the wisdom and insight of a senile American born-again Christian tele-evangelist)? You can read more about the words for the ages from the brilliant Hojatoleslam by clicking here, or you can continue to gaze upon images of the cause of earthquakes since the dawn of time.

You can click on the pictures to see more detail of these earth-shaking creatures. You can also click on the "Saturday Scream Queens" picture to the right for similar image. But remember to cover and lock up your daughters... because they cause the earth to move if you don't!!


  1. I don't know of any Christian televangelist who issues death fatwas or encourages suicide bombings.

  2. True. But there's at least one who claims God punished Haiti with an earthquake and that homosexuals cause tornadoes and make asteroids hit the Earth. He may not be a psychotic like Imam Toolie, but he's equally demented. (I'm speaking of Pat Robertson.)

  3. So all dinosaurs had become gay drag queens and she-males that is why they went extinct when an asteroid hit.

  4. Possibly, but I think it's more likely because they didn't wear shirts OR pants.

  5. How I love earthquakes....