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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Tectonic Tuesday: Special Ramadan Edition

In recognition of the Holy Month of Ramadan, I will refrain this week from posting pictures of dangerous, immodest, earthquake-causing women. Sources tell me that the all-wise, all-knowing Imam of Imams Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who revealed to us the danger women prose to the world when he said "Many women who do not dress modestly ... spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," is concerned that my efforts to spread his word might in itself be causing earthquakes.

So, to make sure that the most holy and wise of the Imams can have a restful Ramadan, I am skipping this week's case study in favor of showing pictures of properly modest women (and others) in burkas.

First up, a properly modest woman showing that it IS possible for a fanatical Muslim to also be a patriotic American. Can anyone reading this say that they have ever wrapped themselves more thoroughly in the flag than Aisha Khan here? (I think that's Aisha under there. It could be her brother Ali... he likes to dress in women's clothing.)

These burkas will be on sale at the gift shop when the Cordoba House mosque opens in lower Manhattan, a clear demonstration that the effort is not a giant "fuck you" to the United States of America.

Speaking of Ali, this is definately him, enjoying himself in one of Aisha's burkas. It is said that a cross-dressing man isn't necessarily a homosexual. This is not the case in Islamic society, however. Hamas, al-Qaida, Fatah, and other Muslim-based terrorist groups are comprised mostly of homosexuals, and those who cross-dress are the biggest queers of them all. Before missions of suicide bombings and murders, it is a tradition--one that reportedly goes all the way back to Mohammed--for the Lions of Islam to ass-rape one another while screaming "Alluh Akbar!" as loud as they can. But only after the moon has risen during the Holy Month of Ramadan.

By way of contrast, here's Paris Hilton--presenting herself as modest as she ever gets--surrounded by properly modest women. None of these women caused earthquakes on the day this picture was taken, but only the Grand Imam Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi knows if Hilton was wearing the wrong hair.



  2. hey mr. milly what ever u wrote about the ramadan edition was crap.what i meant is that about whenever u run to mohammed u ass-rape someone? seriously its all crap.

  3. I'm not sure if I understand your meaning, or even if your comments are directed at me--there is no "Mr. Milly" here.

    Are you saying that the closeted homosexuals in Fatah, Hamas, and al-Qeada ass-rape each other during the day when it's Ramadan, just like they do the rest of the year? Or are you saying that the tradition of refraining doesn't go all the way back to Mohammed? I would correct the post, if I knew where my error was.

  4. you are explaining everything about Ramdan and about Islam in a false way .. shame on u ,, Cristian nuns wears respectful clothes as they like .. but when a Muslim woman do that this will something unaccepted and that would be because they are barbarians came from the old ages ,, plz try not 2 be such a racism person ,,

  5. Nah. Shame on *you* for confusing nuns with all Muslim women. And for confusing the fact that it's the men who beat the hell out of Muslim women for not dressing "modestly" who I think are barbarians. And shame of you for being such a racist person that you think Muslims are a "race."

  6. Nah, Shame on you for misinformation, though it is not information at all it is some sort of complex mixed with sadism.. Now the veils are down and everyone knows Al Qaede, etc are all christian funded barbarians who happen to come to existence in Arabic countries since oil was discovered. Shame on you for your superficial waging!