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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Nigerian pleads guilty to underwear bomb attack

This just in:

Jihadist pleads guilty to setting own penis on fire while attempting to murder innocent people on a Detroit-bound plane: "If you laugh with us now we will laugh with you later on the day of judgment," Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab said.

To which I respond: Sorry, Hot Rod. I'm too busy laughing AT you and your fellow misbegotten, moronic Lions of Islam to laugh with you.

I hope you rot in prison for a very long time. And I hope they laugh with you, as your cellmate wages Jihad on your ass.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: Lion of Islam,
who aspired to turn his penis into Allah's flaming sword!
(Abdulmutallab is noted as the brightest follower of Anwar al-Awlaki.)


  1. He looks like a rapper. Maybe Bow-Wow.

  2. If you have a bomb in your pants, do you pull them up, or do you wear them like a rapper, down around your knees?

  3. Good point. And now I know why rappers always use the phrase "tha bomb"

  4. bwaaaa-hahahahahahahaha!!! what a dick! oh, man, oh, man, that is one proper stupid-arse muthafukka!!! & he probably thinks he looks really cool in that pic, too!

    do yourself a favour, Steve, if you haven't already seen it, check out Chris Morris' film FOUR LIONS. honestly, I think you'd love it, mate.

    here's the trailer. . .

  5. Mr. Bloke...

    I chose that photo of Umar because he actually looked manlier than any others I could find. I thought the contrast might make it easier for readers to laugh with him if they so choose. (Actually, I've seen worse portraits. I wonder what the origin of it is? The site I grabbed it from had grabbed it from somewhere else.)

    As for "Four Lions," it's been on my list since I first heard about it. Bit I've not come across it in an easily accessible venue and I have such a huge backlog of movies and graphic novels I want to get to, I'm not going out of my way for anything at the moment. But... I think you're right. It's a film I'll love once I see it.