Kim has checked out. |
According to sources who wish to remain anonymous. Lil' Kim breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing the news. She had reportedly been living in fear that Kim would take to rapping professionally and sue her for the name that by all rights should be his.
South Korean television reported that Kim had died during a train trip. They did not conform if he had died from overwork or not.
In honor of Kim's memory, we here at Cinema Steve suggests everyone buy a copy of "ROLF!: The Breast Hope for Peace" which details his heroic struggle against terrorists and Martians along side Barack Obama, Chuck Norris, and Huda the Bikini-clad Wonder of World Peace.
Oh no! Tell me it can't be true!
ReplyDeleteTake heart. We'll always have the memory of his fantastic hair-dos.
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