I'll fly away on the 737 Max!

I've read that people are afraid to fly in the 737 MAX. Really?

Someone tell the airlines and Boeing that as of mid-November I am available every Friday (starting at Midnight) to fly round-trip from anywhere in Western Washington to anywhere in the world (so long as I am back home for the weekly Saturday RPG session--ideally--or by Noon on Sunday). Naturally, I want to fly first class... and naturally they'll pay for flights... but I'll get myself to the airport.