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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Zachary Chesser gets 25 years in prison

According to Reuters Wire Service, Zachary "Abu Talhah" Chesser will be selling his body for cigarettes (or, more accurately, will have his body sold for cigarettes) for the next quarter century.

Man in 'South Park' Mohammed threats gets 25 years prison

Note: The term "man" is used loosely, as it is in all cases where some brave Muslim proves his courage and devotion to Allah or the false idol of Mohammed by attacking and/or threatening artists and writers.

And speaking of which, here's a celebratory image of the Prophet Mohammed (may peas be upon him), together with something that Chesser won't be tapping for a long, long time. (Although he probably never did... why else would he have married someone so hideous she wears a sack over her head and body everywhere she goes?)


  1. hey, one less idiot walking the streets. nice one.

    although, in all honesty, twentyfive years does seem a wee bit steep, to me. but that's probably because, unlike Zachary, I'm a fair and reasonable man.

    still, fuck him.

  2. You have do have a point. A more just punishment might have been stoning. Or perhaps just having his tongue ripped out. It certainly would have been more politically correct, given that we're expected to respect the beliefs of Muslims while they crap all over ours.

  3. You mess with the creators of South Park, you go to jail....
    This is an important lesson for all of us.

    I say good riddance.