A SEAL Team 6 member goes into a bar.
The bartender says "Thank you so much for your service! Any drink you want is on me."
The SEAL says, "I'll take a Bin Laden."
The bartender tells him he doesn't know that drink.
The SEAL says, " It's easy. It's two shots and a splash of water."
For visitors who are sensitive Muslims and/or admirers of Osama bin Laden whose feelings were hurt by the preceding joke, I present the first official picture of his replacement at the head of al-Qaeda:
|The new leader of al-Qaeda, Muhamad Mohammed (right), prepares for Jihad|