I hope you're wearing clean underwear

Did your Mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear every day, because you might be in an accident and it would be embarrassing if everyone at the hospital knew you didn't put on fresh undies that morning?

Well, if you didn't change your shorts this morning, you're going to be REALLY embarrassed when Jesus Christ comes a'callin!

What the Second Coming of Jesus Might Look Like
(with apologies to Andrew Green of Who Wants Taters???)

Harold Camping, the leader of an independent Christian ministry called Family Radio Worldwide, has predicted that today is the day that Jesus Christ is coming back to judge us all... and presumably Rapture all the good Christians among us.

If I don't update this blog tomorrow, you know what happened!