So, this headline caught my eye:
Lindsay Lohan Pleads Not Guilty to Felony Grand Theft
If you click on the link, the article will tell you that Lohan's defense for shoplifting a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store is that she was "allowed to borrow the jewelry."
Either Lohan's an idiot, or she thought the store owners were, because who in their right mind would let a crackhead drunkard like her borrow ANYTHING she might trade for drugs and booze?
Here's hoping this goes to trail and she gets FINALLY the jail-time she has so richly deserved for a number years. (At the very least, we'd get to hear elaborations on why on earth she thought she was so special that she could walk off with a store's merchandise.)
Welcome to May!
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The weather's getting better, so maybe it's time to follow in the footsteps
of our forebearers... and head out into the forest with crates of booze and
hav...
11 hours ago
fucking bonkers. do us all a favour: throw the book at her, bang her up, and then maybe I won't have to look at her again.
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