Looks like Jesus Christ is either late, or won't be showing up this year.
I wonder who's fault it was that Jesus stood us up. George W. Bush (because everything is his fault) or Barack Hussein Obama (because Jesus decided one Messiah walking the Earth at any given time is enough)?
Or maybe Jesus follows the Mayan calendar? He DID visit Central and South American after all!
For the broken hearted on this Friday night. - It's the ultimate "that loving feeling's gone" ballad. Cheer up... it could be worse!
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